Monday Joke

Something a little different for a change. Inspired by my son's jokes I present this series of "Did you hear..." jokes. I'd love to read your comments with your favorite "Did you hear..." jokes.

1. Did you hear about the optician who fell into the lens grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

2.  Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat shop?

It was quite an oar deal.

3.  Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

4.  Did you hear about the red ship that ran into the blue ship?

Both crews were marooned.

5.  Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

6. Did you hear about the grape that got sat on by the elephant?

It let out a little wine.

7.  Did you hear about the Corduroy pillow?

It's making head lines.

8.  Did you hear about the magician's car?

It turned into a driveway.

9. Did you hear about the monkey who caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now.

10. Did you hear about the guy who told 10 puns to make his friend laugh?

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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