Monday Joke

Sad how the press distorts stories....or maybe funny? A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.  Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley,...

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Monday Joke

With apologies in advance. You have been warned. There are two legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost. They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resigned to the fact that they will soon die from dehydration, when as they reach the top of a sand dune, they...

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Monday Joke

President Obama walks into a Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?” Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?” Obama: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am President...

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Monday Joke

Three Bills died at the same time. There was a $100 Bill, a $20 Bill and a $1 Bill. They arrived at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter looked at them and asked what happened. The $100 Bill explained that they'd been taken back to the government because of old age and destroyed. So St. Peter asked "How was your life?" The $100 Bill said "Oh,...

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