Monday Joke

Since I hear that they want to replace Air Force One I thought this would be a good joke for today... President Obama was visiting a primary school in North Carolina and visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion...

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Monday Joke

A guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the mutt replies. “So, what’s your story?” The mutt looks up and says “Well, I discovered this gift pretty young...

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Monday Joke

One day my wife was out and I was in charge of our youngest daughter. She was 3 years old and had just gotten a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of her favorite toys. I was in the living room engrossed in the game when she brought me a little cup of "tea," which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for...

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Monday Joke

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks "Would you like to play a fun game?" The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, and politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains,...

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Opposite Employment

Another one for the Opposite Files: OK to fire someone for their moral beliefs. Not OK to fire someone for their moral beliefs. Well, I guess that makes sense, since Mozilla is all about morality and the Catholic Church doesn't really have a position on it....

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Monday Joke

Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. "Okay." said his father "I'll tell you what I’ll do. If you can get your ‘C’ level grades up to ‘A’s and ‘B’s, study your bible and get your hair cut, I’ll consider the...

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