Thinking that the President needed to show a more human side of himself before the election, his campaign chief advised him to visit an old age home. Walking into the room of an old man, with the cameras whirring, the President was surprised when the old man offered him some peanuts from a bowl on the table. “Thank you”, he said and began munching on a handful.
After being offered more peanuts for the 3rd time, the President asked “why don’t you have some yourself?”
“Oh, I can’t eat them” said the old man, “I don’t have any teeth.”
“So why do you keep a bowl of them in your room?” asked the President.
“Oh, I like to lick the chocolate off of them.”