Monday Joke

An airline had a policy that required the crew to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and say 'Thanks for flying XYZ airline'.

The pilot on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard.  In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the passengers in the eye, afraid that a passenger would have a smart comment.  However, it seemed that all the passengers were too shell shocked to say anything.

Finally, everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane.  She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?"

"Why no Ma'am,"  said the pilot, "What is it?"

The little old lady said, "Did we land or have we been shot down?"

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