Monday Joke

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband 2 years ago?" She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father." The Father asked, "And be there any wee little ones yet?" She replied, "No, not yet, Father." The Father...

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Liars!

Those following prolife news abroad (or those living in Ireland) may be familiar with Ireland's "Protection of Life During Pregnancy Act." And those who are at all familiar with western politics will realize that in doublespeak "Protection of Life" is a code word for "Destruction of Life." The law was rushed through in response to the case of Savita...

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Hate Speech

Yet another one for the Opposites files... Hate Speech Not Hate Speech Just for clarification, the part of the first letter ruled "hate speech" is the following: Sodomites are 430 times more likely to acquire Aids and 3 times more likely to sexually abuse children!;Born Gay? No Way! Homosexual sex is about risky and addictive behaviour!;If...

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Only the good die young

Source: Wikipedia If you haven't been living in a cave you've probably heard the Billy Joel song "Only the Good Die Young." It's a very catchy tune, and when it's on the radio or somewhere I can't help but hum along. But did you ever stop to listen to the words? It's pretty horrible. A man is trying to get a young girl (not sure how young, if you...

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Chris Christie has lost my vote

Source: Wikipedia Well, for the most part Christie has been doing the right things, but he has taken a turn for the worse. In today's news: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie signed into law on Monday legislation that bars licensed therapists from trying to turn gay teenagers straight, though the Republican said in a statement he did so "reluctantly." and...

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Monday Joke

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created."What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards...

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Superstition

Fr. Dowling (image via CNA) Stevie Wonder defines superstition as "when you believe in things that you don't understand." Although I enjoy the song, let's face it, we all believe in things that we don't understand. I don't understand nuclear physics or why my wife loves me, but I believe both to be true, and I don't consider either belief to be...

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Belated Monday Joke

With all my "back from camp" work I forgot to post this one on time! Sorry folks, but here it is - better late than never. A man walks into a monastery and says “I want to be monk.” The abbot replies “Great! But you realize monks in our order are only allowed to talk once every ten years.” The man replies “Fine.” Ten years go by and the man goes...

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Monday Joke

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.   The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.   He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"   "Just water," says the priest, fingers crossed.   The trooper says,...

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