Monday, December 9, 2013

Monday Joke

A man who had been away from Confession finally broke down and decided to go again. Since he hadn't made a Confession in so long, he wasn't quite sure what to expect.

The man went into the church, found the confessional at the back. Since nobody was waiting, he opened the door and went in.

The booth was much nicer than he remembered form his youth. Instead of a bare booth with a small kneeler, there was a rather nice sized room with a leather recliner. Against the back wall was a wet bar and large screen TV. Next to the recliner was a small table with a remote control and box of fine cigars.

Puzzled, the man stuck his head out into the church, only to see the priest walking towards him. "Is this the Confessional?" the man asked.

The priest replied "yes, but get out, you're on my side."


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