Monday Joke

Little Mary was not paying attention on the first day of school. Her teacher became annoyed after a while, and asked what she was thinking about. "I was thinking about how the whale swallowed Jonah" was the reply.

Her teacher rebuked her, "Jonah wasn't swallowed by a whale."

Mary replied "But I read in the Bible that he was."

"Impossible! Whales can't swallow people. Science proves it."

"Well, when I get to heaven I'm going to ask Jonah how it happened."

"What if Jonah isn't in heaven?" asked the teacher craftily.

"Then you ask him."

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