With midterms coming up I offer this joke:
Little Johnny's teacher was quizzing the students in math.
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?
Johny: Five.
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits, and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Johny: Five.
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and then I give you another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Johny: Four.
Teacher: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Johny: Five.
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that two rabbits plus two rabbits is five?
Johny: I've already got one rabbit at home.
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