Monday Joke

A man climbs to the top of a high mountain to get close enough to talk to God.

Upon reaching the top, he looks up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

The man then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Then he asks, "Can I have a penny?"

And the Lord replies, "In a minute."

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