Joe came bursting into the bar one day and announce the drinks were on him. "I'm a happy man!" he announced.
I asked, "Why?"
He replied, "the Income Tax people have been after me for 20 years, driving me mad, to get money out of me, driving me crazy with worry. But, this morning I got a letter from them and it said: FINAL NOTICE.
"Thank God I won't be hearing from them again."