Little Johnny was excited to be at the Baptism of his new baby sister, Mary. He had been looking forward to it ever since she was born. However, on the way home in the car, Johnny was sullen, and began to cry softly, and then to bawl out loud.
Concerned that something was seriously wrong, his father pulled over and stopped the car. "What's wrong, Johnny?" asked his parents, but Johnny was to upset to speak. His parents did everything they could to calm him down, to no avail.
Finally, the boy replied between sobs, “The priest said he wanted Mary and me brought up in a good Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys.”