A lawyer dies
and arrives at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you
done to merit entrance into heaven?"
The lawyer thinks a moment and replies, "A week ago, I gave homeless person a quarter."
Saint Peter asks Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a
moment Gabriel confirms it.
Saint Peter says, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough
to get you into heaven."
The lawyer says, "Wait Wait! There's more!
Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter looks at Gabriel, who after a moment confirms this as well.
Saint Peter then whispers to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel replies, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to hell."
Monday, June 25, 2012
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2 comments:
Haha! : )
My grandfather only knew 3 jokes.
That was one of them.
I love that...
I think I would have liked your grandfather.
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