Monday Joke

This one's borrowed from Dr. Ben Carson: A wealthy man liked to give his mother expensive gifts, but was running out of ideas. One day he heard about these trained birds. They could walk and talk and sing and dance. They were spectacular, and he knew he had to get one for his mother. They were $5000 each, but the man bought two and had them sent...

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Monday Joke

Schrodinger and Heisenberg are driving down the highway when a cop pulls them over. He walks up to the window and asks "Sir, do you know how fast you were going...

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Monday Joke

A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery when a beautiful white horse caught his eye. The horse looked healthy, well kept and was in a separate corral. The Texan knew he had to have that horse, and asked one of the workers if the horse was for sale. The worker trying to communicate said...

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Rouding out my weekend

I was browsing around the interwebs yesterday when I came across this cool video about the definition of the kilogram. I was aware of the attempt to make a very round sphere of silicon, but didn't know the history behind it. Vive Lavoisier! [Well, requiescant in pace Lavoisier.] As Mr. Spock would say "fascinating." I also didn't know why they used...

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Evangelical Homosexuality

LifeSiteNews published an article last week, Homosexuality: No Truth without Love, no Love without Truth. The gist of the article is that The homosexual rights movement understands that the evangelical church is one of the last resistance movements committed to a biblical morality. Because of this, the movement has adopted a strategy of isolating...

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Monday Joke

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation during services. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"The man...

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Scouts consider more policy changes

Irving, Texas (MNN) -- Pot heads hoping to join the Boy Scouts will have to wait until at least May after the organization's executive board put off a vote on lifting its outright ban on openly marijuana smoking scouts and troop leaders. The board had been expected to vote Wednesday on a proposal to let local groups set their own policies,...

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