Monday Joke

Schrodinger and Heisenberg are driving down the highway when a cop pulls them over. He walks up to the window and asks "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am."

Thinking this is a smart answer the cop asks if he can look in the trunk. Heisenberg agrees and opens the trunk. The cop sees a dead cat in the trunk and says "Did you know there's a dead cat in your trunk?"

Schrodinger says "I do now."

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