Monday Joke

Today's politically incorrect joke... Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, President Obama meets a man with a beard. "Are you Mohammed?" he asks. “No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up." Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder...

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Monday Joke

Recently leaked Church documents confirm that in the last Papal elections, Cardinal Bergoglio (Pope Francis)was originally not the Cardinals' first choice. The first choice  was, interestingly, Cardinal Hans Grapje. Grapje went to a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a   young man, aspired to become a priest, but...

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Never Forget

I typically don't post much on 9-11. I mean it's obligatory to post something to commemorate the event, but it's not an event I like to remember. So I thought I'd write about what we really should never forget. Let's never forget a president who, rather than spouting rhetoric and hatred, expressed his sorrow and pursued justice. Let's...

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Monday Joke

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a small frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll go on a date with you for a reward." Again, the engineer took...

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Monday Joke

Little Johnny is afraid of the dark. His mother wanted to help him get over it, so she came up with an idea to reward him for facing his fears. "Johnny," she called "If you go down in the basement and get my big mixing bowl I'll make you a big batch of chocolate chip cookies." Johnny replied "But mom, it's dark down there and I'm afraid." "You...

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