Monday Joke

Several weeks into an ocean crossing, the lookout calls down from the crow's nest "Pirate ship off the starboard bow!"

The captain calls for his cabin boy and tells him "Bring me my red shirt. If the pirates board and I am wounded in the fight, the blood won't show and dishearten the crew."

A few minutes later, the lookout calls down again "Five pirate ships off the starboard bow!"

The captain calls for his cabin boy and tells him "Bring me my brown pants..."

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